Sunday, November 22, 2009

I'm okay...

Me again. You know what? I’m good! I used one of our exercises and spoke to myself rationally in front of a full-length mirror.
I forgot to mention the reason Phil was calling. He says he can’t make his payment because his new wife sprung a leak and they want to upgrade her breasts while they’re having it fixed. The more I think about it, the sorrier I feel for her. No matter how big or what shape she makes them, it will never be quite good enough for Phil the Asshole.
I’m going for the test drive with Kevin. My body may have some wear and tear but there’s still decent mileage left. I’m signing off for now but you can bet I’ll post later.
Wish me luck!


  1. Hell, sweetie, I've seen you and you could do at least twelve cross-country trips with your mileage. You're beautiful! Screw Phil. Actually, that's wrong. Screw Kevin and tell Phil to go take a flying leap…preferably off a tall building!

  2. You should commiserate with him on his cock size. Tell him it did impact on his performance and didn't he think it weird that a woman every other man describes as hot didn't feel anything with him? Sweetie, we've all had men like that. My last husband was a bastard of the first order. Dropped me for the younger model. I think I came out of that one best and believe me, you are better off without him.

  3. His new wife clearly has a brain leak. Let her have him. You have a young stud who is hot for you coming over in a few minutes. Forget detox. Get drunk on life in his arms! In your bed! Immediately! If I hear from you before Sunday, I will make you regret it. I'm going to go make prank calls to Phil now.

  4. I'll say it again. F**k Phil.


  5. I agree with Monica, but hey her problem now. Your a free woman enjoy yourself, I'm sure you deserve it and hope you have fun with Kevin and tell Phil he needs an enlargement of his own...LOL Guy's love when you talk down about there size, I say go for it he deserves it..

  6. Okay, babe, time to get your groove on - and yes, you DO still have one!! Personally, I hope it's LATE Sunday afternoon before we hear anything.

    Cam (living vicariously through the sex lives of others)

  7. What, you all thought Elizabeth would post what happened with Kevin? I'd wring her neck! You'll have to find out for yourselves, and believe me, the thank you is heartfelt.