Friday, November 27, 2009

Help me!

Ethan wants to help me fulfill this damn cougar challenge—TONIGHT! He’s serious about it too. What the hell am I supposed to do? He just gave me a copy of the Kama Sutra and told me to pick out some positions to try. Then he told me to wear something sexy. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I’m as sexy as the Queen of England. Oh my God. Kill me now. How did I let you girls talk me into this?

Thursday, November 26, 2009


Well, I have to admit I'm a bit depressed. When Monica issued the challenge, I had no idea you gals would take it so seriously...or get so damn lucky! Your adventures have left me breathless.

Meanwhile here I sit, working late again, looking at my so-called list of potential 'younger men', knowing full-well I'll never do this. It's just not in me.

The only bright spot in my dreary days is lusting over my PT patient, Ethan. And before you ask, yes he's younger and no, he's not on my list. I'm far too practical to even pretend he'd wanna fool around with me.
Oh well, thought I'd post this picture my girlfriend, Deb sent me. Gotta tell you though, Ethan is way hotter than this guy!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ever So Thankful!

I was having a difficult time getting into the holiday mood and then I stumbled upon something that changed my entire outlook. Gottta love a man who knows how to heat things up in the kitchen! Delicious!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Guess what I got on eBay?

A broken down ranch and a hot, hot, hot cowboy. OMG, he is beyond mouthwatering. Of course, he's got to be at least ten years younger than me and when I showed up to take ownership of Sweetgrass Ranch. And no wonder. He's the only thing sweet about it. The pictures on eBay must have been taken twenty years ago, because I swear the swindler who owned didn't put a dime into it.
But Mitchell Brand makes it all worthwhile. He's over six feet, with broad shoulders and lean hips that I'd love to wrap my legs around. He was made for faded jeans, a black t-shirt and a cowboy hat. I can't wait to see him on a horse. Or me.
If only!
Every other relationship I had was such a disdaster, and I'm sure he'll thnk I'm too old for him. Besides, he's the foreman and I'm his boss. But oh, lordy! I'm going to do my best to tempt him. Even a little.
Well, gotta go for now, but I'll appreciate any advice you can give me. I just have to figure out a way to connect with this guy. I get hot just looking at him.

Monday, November 23, 2009

We have a winner!!!

The winner of the $25 in downloads from Ellora's Cave is MISTY! Woo-Hoo! Simply send your wishlist to Blackraven, any author, any ebooks on the JJ site, and we'll take care of the rest.
Thank you to all who joined in the fun. We're not done yet here at Tempt the Cougar, so stay tuned...

Sunday, November 22, 2009

I'm okay...

Me again. You know what? I’m good! I used one of our exercises and spoke to myself rationally in front of a full-length mirror.
I forgot to mention the reason Phil was calling. He says he can’t make his payment because his new wife sprung a leak and they want to upgrade her breasts while they’re having it fixed. The more I think about it, the sorrier I feel for her. No matter how big or what shape she makes them, it will never be quite good enough for Phil the Asshole.
I’m going for the test drive with Kevin. My body may have some wear and tear but there’s still decent mileage left. I’m signing off for now but you can bet I’ll post later.
Wish me luck!

Where is everyone???

Phil called and like an idiot I picked up the phone before I realized it was him. I swear he must have radar. Ding! Elizabeth is planning to have sex and as always, it’s up to me to make sure she doesn’t enjoy it. Let’s see, which cut is best for the occasion…let’s go with a mix of boobs and overall performance this time. You want to know what he said? Drumroll, please…
“Bigger tits wouldn’t hurt but they wouldn’t help you in the sex department.”
Okay, I know he’s an asshole. I know he’s just saying these things to get to me but I’ve only had sex with one other guy. It was before Phil and it wasn’t great either. It just kind of…was, like with Phil.
Shit. Kevin is due here in forty-five minutes. Do I really have what it takes to satisfy a man, let alone a hot younger man?
Forty-four minutes to detox from the ex…

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


I'm jumping in on the all of the characters to remind everyone, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS ON THIS BLOG!!

Sign up as a follower of this blog, then leave a comment here, or on Elizabeth's last blog, It's My Turn, saying you have done so. Then email Blackraven your answers at The answers can be found here on Tempt the Cougar, and on her website, in my interrogation - er, interview with her and Dr. Raven.

Good luck and have fun!

I met a younger man!

Hey, tonight started out pretty dismal but I ended up having a great time. Not only did I meet a perfect guy for the challenge, I discovered a coworker has serious friend potential. I’m honestly not sure which one excites me more but I do know which one you all want to hear about! His name is Kevin and he’s about six-foot-one and full of muscle. Okay, now I have that song by those guys from Australia in my head. No, he doesn’t come from the land down under but you can tell it really was 80s night at the bar! He has wavy, light brown hair that falls below his collar and the deepest, dark green eyes I’ve ever seen.
He calls me Elle. At first it made me wonder if I would be better off pretending to be someone else but it got a little weird so I came clean. He can still call me Elle though.
Oh and did I mention that he kisses like a dream? LOL! We’re supposed to go out next Friday night but I’m going to save time and make something to eat here. Better yet, we’ll do takeout.

It's My Turn!

Ladies, I’m going out tonight! Another nurse mentioned that her husband plays in a band at a local bar just outside of Boston and I’m going to check it out. They’re doing a Saturday night 80s theme, so at least I’ll like the music. I haven’t been to a bar in ages and never to meet men but it’s still a good place to go, right?

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Who knew they did these in glass?

Do I get my toaster now? We did it. But I’m in deeper than I meant to be. He’s great in bed and out and his invention in bed is amazing.

Girls, the man has a collection. When he said he had toys, I thought he meant handcuffs and stuff like that, but no.
Remember the Plaster Casters? They took casts of the erect cocks of rock stars back in the day. John has a collection - done in glass! And he had one done of his own to go with the set.
Guess which one I chose?

I thought I was experienced. I am, but while I might have done the things we do before, I haven’t done them with him, felt the perfection of being with him. What is happening to me?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I did it!

I met John Sung again last night and I took him home. He’s the most amazing man. Girls he’s ten years younger than me! Can you believe this is the first younger man I’ve ever dated? And by ‘dated’ I don’t mean ‘went out with’ I mean got hot and heavy with. He’s intense sexy—and he doesn’t want me to have the surgery. Says it would be like whitewashing the Mona Lisa. Nuts. I never saw what Leonardo saw in her anyway. She could have done with a bit of lip-plumping at least.

This man is seriously hot. He made me come just by touching my nipples. Can you believe that? He asked me to call him tomorrow. I don’t know. Should I? Or should I let this be just one of those ships-in-the-night things. Thing is, while I’m seeing him we’re on a bet and the prize is that I don’t have the surgery. I have a TV interview coming up and if I want surgery I need it soon so I can recover enough to appear. They can do wonderful things these days fast but not that fast. I’m running out of time.

I Love A Man In (Or Out of) Uniform

I couldn't let Veterans Day pass without commenting on how much I adore a man in uniform. I think soldiers are the ultimate sex symbol. They really will kill to protect what's theirs. And, sue me, I think that is totally sexy. These young soldiers in their uniforms everywhere, I love them. I love what they do, what they're doing for me and our country, and how they look. I wonder if they'll do a writers USO tour? :-)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

So, Here's What Happened...

I know you all are dying to hear what happened when I went out and met the Cougar Challenge. Here's the scoop.

I went to a bar. It was a bar that my ex used to go to when he was in law school, lots of graduate students there. Prime younger man material. Right? Wrong. It turned out that a young college crowd has taken it over. Ugh. I walked into a nightmare. I shoved through the crowd to the bar and ordered a scotch, and what to my eye-popping delight appeared but an absolutely gorgeous bartender. The best part was, I didn't have to put the moves on him. He put them on me. He pretty much had me at "I'm your man."

Long story short, I went home with him. And his roommate. Uh, yeah. It was a two for one hot younger man deal. LOL The bartender's name is Sam. We hit it off right away. His roommate's name is Josh. Honest to God, ladies, I did things that I never imagined, except in my wildest fantasies, that I would do. (That is NOT Sam and Josh, but you get the mental picture.) Sam wants to see me again. He begged me to give him a chance. I admit I'm a little scared. I thought my ex had cured me of any desire to get involved with a younger man again. But Sam can be very persuasive.

He pulled out the, "Of all the gin joints in the world, she walks into mine." So then I agreed to give Sam a chance and we made love all day. By Friday I should be recuperated enough to see him again. Well, I am going to see him Friday. What I really meant was to have sex again. Because I really, really want to have sex with Sam again. And again. And then, if possible, again.

Honestly, last night was the best thing I ever did for myself. Even if Sam and I hadn't connected like we did, I still wouldn't regret it. For the first time in years I feel alive and sexy and self-confident. I could take on the world! I am cougar, hear me roar!

I think even if I'd only found Josh last night, I'd still be pretty happy about the whole thing. He was sweet and hot and sexy and helped make the night unforgettable. But he's not interested in me romantically. For Josh and for me it was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. A chance to live out our fantasies. I think a lot of younger guys out there fall into this category. And yes, a threesome is indeed as hot as the books make it sound. Even more so. Two guys completely absorbed in making you come as many times as possible? As Josh says, win-win situation.

(This is me and Sam. Not really, but it will be on Friday. For about ten seconds before I rip the jeans off of him.)

So eat your hearts out, ladies. I am now an experienced cougar! Cam, do you want a picture of me so you can put me at the top of the blog with Rico? *grin*

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Edie's dilemma

We’ve been talking about younger men for a while now. I’ve known a few, from male models who can’t see further than their own beautiful asses to photographers who demand favors for good pictures. But I’ve never been to bed with one. They prefer the young vulnerable wannabes, the ones who can’t fight back. I’ve always despised younger men.

But you girls have given me a new way of looking at it. I think you’re right. There are some great younger men out there. You know that a few years back my husband traded me in for a younger model. I know, I know, some of you have the same experience but this bastard keeps waving her in my face.

Time I did something about it. I’m seeing a plastic surgeon next week. It’s taken me a long time to get to this point but I’m taking the plunge. Then watch me.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

New on the scene

Sometimes I wonder why I ever gave up modeling. There are some new guys on the scene. I don't remember them quite this yummy! Do you think they need some help getting used to the modeling scene? I'd be only to pleased to help them!