OMG you won't believe what happened to me!!
I signed up at a new gym and went for my initial meeting with a personal trainer. So naturally like the eager beaver I am (no pun intended) I show up early. I was waiting in the juice bar (texting with Stevie and Edie) when the trainer, Lee Holiday, walked in.
I damn near swallowed my tongue (well after I rolled it back up into my mouth.) Can you say Hot - damn hot - crotch pot, pantie melting hot???
So, we're chatting and suddenly the bright moment turned to total crap because who shows up but Kandy. Yes, freaking Kandy with a 'K' - the barbie doll that my ex cheated on me with.
I don't know what possessed me. I just couldn't face another episode of her "oh Cammie, how are you, poor little lonely old thing." So I grabbed Lee and planted one on him. Yes, me. I did.
Well girls, I got quite a shock. He didn't shove me away or pull back. In fact, he pulled me right onto his lap and gave me a kiss that could've curled my hair without the permanent wave solution. It definitely curled my toes and flipped the on switch to the old libido motor.
I almost forgot Kandy with a K was standing there. Yippee, yahoo and big high five for me - I got to gloat over the total look of shock on her face. And Lee pretended that we are an item - which I'm sure frosted her wheaties.
It was a grand moment. Only when she left I felt more than a bit insecure and made an excuse to leave before the end of my session. Yeah, I know, chicken chicken. But I'm going back today.
Oh! And he told Kandy that he's going to be escorting me to the fund raiser I organized that's happening next weekend. WTF? I wonder if he was serious? Just in case I think I'll go shopping for a new dress.
And maybe a black lace thong. Hey, a girl can dream!!