Position of the week—The Pair of Tongs

I looked at the picture of this one and just laughed. Talk about superhuman strength. Who makes this stuff up? In this position, the woman hangs off the bed sideways, supporting most of her weight on one arm. The man straddles the woman’s lower leg while holding her upper leg…well, up. Might have to lift weights for a few months (or years) to be able to achieve this one.

Well, you gals threw out the challenge and all I can say is we tried our best to do The Pair of Tongs position. Sweet Mary. I’m not sure who worked that position out, but God bless their upper-arm strength. Ethan tried to help me get in the right position and we even—sort of—held the pose for a few seconds before I started giggling uncontrollably. At that point, it went downhill fast. My arm gave out, Ethan tripped while trying to break my fall and we both fell onto the floor in a heap of naked body parts. I have to admit it will go down as my favorite pose regardless of the fact we never did it, because as we were sitting on the floor laughing our asses off—Ethan told me he loved me. He loves me!

Position of the week—Clasping

This position is achieved when the couple lays on their sides and the man spoons the woman from behind. It certainly helps if your guy is well endowed, like mine! Clasping is great for slow, deep, sensual lovemaking and extra special for the woman, as it leaves the man’s hands free to explore other parts of her body as well.

Hey gals. Ethan and I are really putting a dent in that Kama Sutra list he made me write. Oh, did I mention that I just keep adding to it? Hee hee. I still can’t believe we’ve been going out for nearly a month! Last night, we ordered pizza in—you know how much my cooking sucks—and started watching a movie. Ethan whispered “Clasping” in my ear and before I knew it, we were naked on the living room floor, kissing and holding each other. I swear that man knows the positions better than I do. It was so incredibly romantic, simply lying in each other’s arms, so close it was as if we were one person. Of course, the fact that he has a huge cock certainly helped. LOL. He’d kill me if he knew all the things I share with you girls. Oh crap, there he is, beating on the door. Damn man never remembers his key.

Talk to you later.

Kama Sutra anyone???

Thanks to Cam’s suggestion, I will now be sharing expert advice on the Tempt the Cougar blog in regards to various Kama Sutra positions—LOL. Not quite sure when I crossed the line from horny divorcee to sex expert, but believe me, I’m loving it on this side of the tracks. Check back next week for my first installment!

Help me!

Ethan wants to help me fulfill this damn cougar challenge—TONIGHT! He’s serious about it too. What the hell am I supposed to do? He just gave me a copy of the Kama Sutra and told me to pick out some positions to try. Then he told me to wear something sexy. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I’m as sexy as the Queen of England. Oh my God. Kill me now. How did I let you girls talk me into this?

Sigh

Well, I have to admit I'm a bit depressed. When Monica issued the challenge, I had no idea you gals would take it so seriously...or get so damn lucky! Your adventures have left me breathless.

Meanwhile here I sit, working late again, looking at my so-called list of potential 'younger men', knowing full-well I'll never do this. It's just not in me.

The only bright spot in my dreary days is lusting over my PT patient, Ethan. And before you ask, yes he's younger and no, he's not on my list. I'm far too practical to even pretend he'd wanna fool around with me.

Oh well, thought I'd post this picture my girlfriend, Deb sent me. Gotta tell you though, Ethan is way hotter than this guy!